1. Seriously?
2. I should have bid more.
3. Why didn’t I bid more?
4. The winning bidder way overpaid.
5. Damn, it would have been so cool, too.
6. I hate eBay.
7. Next time I’ll bid more.
8. Oh well, I didn’t want it anyway.
9. I’ll find something better.
10. Let’s see what’s on Craigslist.
Whew, I’m glad I didn’t win that one because Wifey would be hella pissed.